Unicorn Being a Jerk by C. W. Moss
Author:C. W. Moss
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2011-08-26T04:00:00+00:00
Supergluing his pubic hairs to the floor.
Pretending to understand abstract art.
Smoking in the car with a pregnant woman.
Buying plants to watch them die.
Painting his horn white to avoid the gay crowd.
Ignoring the “10 items or less” sign.
Letting a baby play in a plastic bag.
Putting his wiener on the water fountain.
Eye-raping you.
The end.
Acknowledgments
Thank you, Kate Hamill. Also, thank you: George, John, Tiimo, Paul, Josh, Sam, Ashley, Lindsey, Nicole, Jeff, Pat, Adam, Daniel, and Nathan.
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